Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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