Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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