My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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