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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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