What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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