Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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