maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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