So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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