you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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