Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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