Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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