The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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