So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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