I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Drake has all the answers
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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