And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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