i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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