Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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