everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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