I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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