she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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