Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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