I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
