I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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