Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you are never too drunk for berry picking
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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