420 ftw
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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