Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
a search helicopter?!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
