I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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