I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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