This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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