shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There's always time for handjobs
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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