talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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