he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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