I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Is it penis luge time yet?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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