I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
that is very illegal...i love you.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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