Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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