We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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