we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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