his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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