pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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