Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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