How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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