remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Your dad touched me again.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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