You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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