Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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