i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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