Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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