just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
