Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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