sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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