Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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