My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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