Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
is that a dick in a sweater?
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