Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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