you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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