His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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